cashewlou:

Can you survive five nights at Freddy’s?

No. No, I can’t. But thank you for asking.

(Source: zlandael, via aerofarts)


b-b-breaking bad?

spacetwinks:

breaking bad writers room

"okay. no matter what we do, people seem to see walt as a good guy. what can we do to fix this"

"how about… walt threatens to eat a baby"

"and?"

"and he does it…"

"at a chuck e. cheese"

"during a child’s birthday"

months later, on a breaking bad fan forum

centaurfan5501 said: “can’t believe skyler wouldn’t let walt eat that baby during a birthday at the chuck e. cheese”

mustardhomecrafter said: “yeah what the fuck is her problem”


achievementt-teeth:

Mark and Ray omfg

(via buttsmut)


hella-misery-taco:

superbuffalo007:

hella-misery-taco:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

ctrayn:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore

image

nobody is ever going to love you

image

GEE, I WONDER WHAT SCREENCAP THIS COMMENT IS GOING TO BE ON

image

(via i-make-doodles-lol)


It is now 3 weeks since Michael Brown was murdered by Ferguson PD Officer Darren Wilson. Officer Darren Wilson still has not been arrested, charged, or even brought to prison or court for the murder of Michael Brown.

thepoliticalfreakshow:

#JusticeForMichaelBrown

(via tinypeckers)


achievementt-teeth:

Mark and Ray omfg

(via buttsmut)


kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here

(Source: cnoonr, via reedtail)


laughhard:

I never noticed this.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

(via elabus)


Did you know?

collectivecrack:

White American males constitute only 33% of the population. Yet, they occupy approximately:

  • 80% of tenured positions in higher education
  • 80% of the House of Representatives
  • 80-85% of the U.S. Senate
  • 92%of Forbes 400 executive CEO-level positions
  • 90% of athletic team owners
  • 97.7% of U.S. presidents

(Source: , via elabus)


laughhard:

I never noticed this.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

(via elabus)


straightprivileges:

terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

  • the do
  • dingle dangle
  • frick frack
  • fondue
  • woohoo
  • happy happy fun time
  • coitus 
  • fornication 
  • copulation
  • intercourse

(Source: pissybrat, via kamui-senketsu-kisaragi)


thebetterworldfight:

schoolsorrow:

thetremblingofmyhand:

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

No. Don’t stop. This is perfect

the cat one though

"Have you both [agreed] to shout sexually suggestive comments to each other in public"

thebetterworldfight:

schoolsorrow:

thetremblingofmyhand:

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

No. Don’t stop. This is perfect

the cat one though

"Have you both [agreed] to shout sexually suggestive comments to each other in public"

(via butter-my-dick)


maisiewilliams:

if only?? notre dame was real?????

(via butter-my-dick)