Can you survive five nights at Freddy’s?
No. No, I can’t. But thank you for asking.
breaking bad writers room
"okay. no matter what we do, people seem to see walt as a good guy. what can we do to fix this"
"how about… walt threatens to eat a baby"
"and he does it…"
"at a chuck e. cheese"
"during a child’s birthday"
months later, on a breaking bad fan forum
centaurfan5501 said: “can’t believe skyler wouldn’t let walt eat that baby during a birthday at the chuck e. cheese”
mustardhomecrafter said: “yeah what the fuck is her problem”
i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore
nobody is ever going to love you
GEE, I WONDER WHAT SCREENCAP THIS COMMENT IS GOING TO BE ON
White American males constitute only 33% of the population. Yet, they occupy approximately:
- 80% of tenured positions in higher education
- 80% of the House of Representatives
- 80-85% of the U.S. Senate
- 92%of Forbes 400 executive CEO-level positions
- 90% of athletic team owners
- 97.7% of U.S. presidents
(Source: , via elabus)
terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):
- the do
- dingle dangle
- frick frack
- happy happy fun time
Playboy’s catcall flowchart.
I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.
No. Don’t stop. This is perfect
the cat one though
"Have you both [agreed] to shout sexually suggestive comments to each other in public"